Mama stopped giving us our kitty crack!  Because Sasha Cat is constantpated.   It’s horrible.  We may not survive!  Why mama be so mean??

Hey we hased same problemed here. Our mom keeped go bed wif us empy bowls and no cookies. The brats getted kitty crack me getted fancy feasted crack. But dis week we no crack or chunkies. Mom say her falled sleep tired. Her no reason. Me no see why her tired. Her do nufing at home me see. We sitted looking her but her no move. Justed nap. Me keeped her up tonight by me nap in middle her bed. So me dinked we get cookies and chunkies. Oh me chuckie bowl empy cause dem brats. Me gotted figure out getted rid of dem. Dey yik bopping me head and gib me headed ache. Me gotted watch mom now.

Andrew

Hey is Sasha Cat ok?  Even though Andrew doesn't like missing his cookies he won't die cause he has. He is a big boy. With Alex he couldn't have treats so I gave him his chunkies on my bed and sat with him why he ate them and he was happy go he had me time and chunkies. Diabetic cats don't get cookies so you have to make stuff up. Sometimes that isn't easy. And yes Vili I am sorry your cookies had to be ordered and it takes time to get to you. But yummy when it comes.

Mom

We got 1 yummies when they come and 1 yummies each in the evening because we had to stay so long without them. Now everything is fine again and Nöpö is happy and not angry with anyone except me and me sister. We did, however, share our opinion about not having snacks. Me hope meowmy and mama took lessons from and take care of that snack box is always full.

Vili

MEOWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!! mom telled  me you gotted you snacks. Me mom gived me cookie telling me you gotted dem. Old grouch happy too. MOM me need noder cookie. Me mom bedder no run out me cookies or me going bop dem brats yots.

Andrew.

I think we better keep close eye on the cookies. I gave Andrew COOKIES when I say they got theirs. He got enough to party that no grouchy is in your house. I do have to get Andrew another bag when I go shopping Tuesday. He has enough to get to then. I called my mom to put it on her list and she will remind me to get them. She said she has a coupon for treats but couldn't remember which ones.

Mom

Sasha is better - she’s laying outside now that rain is over!

Now there's a big jar full of snacks, something for everyone. Vili eats any snack, Pinja only accepts chicken, liver and fish flavors, Roosa like any soft snack and Nöpö gets liquid because her mouth lacks so many teeth that it is hard to eat soft snacks.
Nobody really cares about hard treats. The snacks are soft because they contain more than 85% meat. They are easy to put into smaller pieces, but Vili has to give half a stick at a time otherwise he goes eat snacks of others as soon as he gets to eat his own, he is so greedy.

Meowmy

Mom! Me not greedy! Me get angry if you call me greedy! Me really like snacks, especially meat one, because me a big predator. Sometimes Nöpö leaves a little of her own snack to me. Sometimes Nöpö is nice and sometimes she hit with her paws and say ugly words like the gentlemen I am, don't repeat the woman in the company.

Vili

Andrew favorite cookies are the Fancy Feast Duo then the greenies. Hi most favorite is the Fancy Feast Fishy pieces that Alex uses to get. I keep forgetting about them so he doesn't get those often. I have to give Matthew and Nate their Temptations first of they steal Andrews. Yes they get kitty crack then want his little bit of cookies. Matthew and Nate only get Temptations. If you ask Andrew his favorite treat it real KITTY NIP!!!!!!. I call him a mean high kitty when he has it. I have to fence the babies away from him or he yells, smacks, and body slams the babies. He doesn't care which on he does it to either. Nate is a wimp when it comes to fighting with Andrew.

Mom

Me yikes me Kitty ja wan a. Me no care me mean. Dem brats taked me tuff all time. Me yikes all me cookies and Matfew taked me tuff. Mom yets him getted me mad. Him gotted to go but me no figur out how getted rid of him. Mom watched him sledded down yots of steps in box. Her just yaft at him. Nope him no hurted him telf. Bummer. Me have eatted me cookies cause det tried steal dem. Me going get dem.

Andrew

We have to give the whole snack stick to Vili, otherwise he goes to eat snack of others. Vili is so greedy for snacks that he quickly eats his own whole and literally rushes to see if the others have snack left. Vili gets a paw if he dares to go near Nöpö's snack.

Catnip is something everyone else except Pinja likes. We couldn't find anymore catnip snacks that where Nöpö's favorite. Nöpö even went to take bag off the kitchen cabinet shelf because she knew where I was keeping them. The catnip bag was half full when I left from home and nipbag were empty and on the couch were a very satisfied cat when I came home.
Vili and Roosa start to tease each other if they are too close to each other when they get catnip or go to the mint toy at the same time.
Meowmy

Meowmy Andrew here. Me mom getted dem cookies wif nip. Me called dem kitty crack. Matfew stealed me cookies so me bop him in him face. Him taked me gooshy food all time. Mom yets him. Me getted mad.

Andrew

Meowmy Temptations make some with catnip. I don't know if you can get them there. They are the only Temptations Andrew will eat. I have to give the babies theirs then guard them from taking Andrew's. Matthew is the crook in this house. Food and treats. Sometimes I don't see him coming and he runs Andrew off his food bowl. I have been sitting with him to keep Matthew away.

Mom

Andrew! Last night Nöpö bop me to face when me was trying get her snack. She say bad words to me and bop me! She don´t want share snack with me.

Vili

Andrew not nice to bop little boy to face and Matthew not nice to take food from big bro.

Nöpö was grumpy for Vili as he tried to take snack right under her muzzle. Vili got the command to stay away from the old lady's snack or to get a paw again. Nöpö has already properly attacked Vili for a good reason. Vili is sure to remember it for the rest of his life as she spins him very good.

We have a little cardboard box in the bookshelf where Nöpö likes to sleep, Vili didn't check in advance if the box was free or Nöpo's in use. This time it was in use by Nöpö. because Nöpö's back is dark and she slept with hers back to the opening Vili didn't notice in time and leapt in, Nöpö was scared, Vili was scared and Nöpö get angry and Vili froze and did not escape in time. The whole box jumped and bounced back and front on the bookshelf as Vili searched for an opening to escape, a Nöpö start spins him in box. Vili once got half way out of the box, but Nöpö pulled him back into the box and spun a few more rounds of the Vili in the box until Vili ran away on the bed. Nöpö came halfway out of the box looking furiously where Vili was running away. Now if Vili want go to box he look first in and then go in if it´s free.

Meowmy

Vili you me needed figer how fighted back wif out getted grounded. Mom has tolded me be nice but Matfew no nice me. NO FAIR. Mom did telled him bad and her used her outside voice telled him. But me no him tupid and no learned. Mom gotted really madded at him. Him cared me and Natfin. Matfew broked 3 birdie covers in one day. Mom has get new covers. Me laughed at him cause him getted yelled at. Mom putted 2 babie gated so Matfew no getted me food. Plus me maked mom feeled bad her sit wif me till me done. Me mart hehehe.

Andrew

Yes Andrew thinks he is smart. I do the samething I had to do with Alex so he didn't steal his food and treats. Andrew does eat all his gooshy food if I am with him so guess I am smart. Vili you need to look before you leap. Plus it sounds like that isn't your box so you need to show her respect or she might get you good next time.

Mom

Me is good boy. Me would like to share box with Nöpö if I'm sleeping there because me is a gentleman but Nöpö does not want to share with me in one box. If Nöpö is already asleep me not going to the box me go away so she won't be mad at me again. Me like Nöpö when she doesn't get mad at me.
Vili
Vili was still a baby when he jumped into the box and scared Nöpö. Nowadays, when Nöpö is already in the box, Vili doesn't go in, he goes to sleep elsewhere.
In the evening, Nöpö commands Vili by hitting with her paw to Vili because he jumps and runs in front of Nöpö when we  start to give the cats the evening snack. Vili is so impatient and wants his snack right away.
Meowmy

Mattfew brat wif snack too. Him tried taked me cookies afer him eated hims. Me gotted mad and beated up Natfin. Nope Natfin didn't do cookie taken Mattfew did. Natfin was just closed to me. Him better yern not getted in me way.

Andrew

I have to play road block when giving cookies. Matthew keeps trying to take Andrew's after he hurried and ate his in another room. I give Matthew and Nate their bedtime cookies in their safe room. Matthew is always done before Andrew has a chance to finish his. Matthew is the one that keeps getting in trouble here. He is the smallest. He causes the trouble and Nate pays for it.

Mom

Small and hard-headed Matthew. Poor Nate gets a paw even though he is innocent. Maybe Matthew calms down as he gets older or in the worst case, someone either Andrew or Nate gets enough and gives Matthew a good spanking.
The old girls keep Vili and Pinja in check and in order. Except sometimes Pinja tries to get above older girls in the herd. Pinja is so hard-headed and learns things really fast, she knows how to open cabinet doors and knows where her favorite toy is, which Vili can't. Vili is a bit simple and kind boy but greedy than his sister.

We take care that everyone gets snack. I'll give snack to Vili and Nöpö and mama give to Pinja and Roosa. At the same time, we keep an eye on Vili. 
Meowmy