Dear people of the internets,
On this very important day when my hero, crazy dude Elon Musk has launched his rocketship into space, I come with terrible news. It seems that the Bitty Space Crew is about to be captured and imprisoned in small cagelike bags. Humans think the fun colours of the bags will somehow distract us from the woe of this terrible fate. Once all of our freedoms are thoroughly squashed and we are left with no dignity or decorum, we will be shuttled to the place called Veterinarian for a check-up.
The only good news in this sordid tale is that we fuzzybums secretly know that we can consider the success of this dastardly human plan as part of our work to be medically cleared for flight.
The bad news is NO ONE ASKED IF THIS WAS OK!!!!!
YOU CANT JUST GRAB A GUY AND SURPRISE HIM!
HELP! HELP! I’M BEING SHOVED IN A BAG!!!!
OH THE HUMANITY…….