Dear people of the internets,

On this very important day when my hero, crazy dude Elon Musk has launched his rocketship into space, I come with terrible news. It seems that the Bitty Space Crew is about to be captured and imprisoned in small cagelike bags. Humans think the fun colours of the bags will somehow distract us from the woe of this terrible fate. Once all of our freedoms are thoroughly squashed and we are left with no dignity or decorum, we will be shuttled to the place called Veterinarian for a check-up.