Update from the Bitty Space Program Although my scouting for a potential new launchpad is not as top secret as I would like, I am pretty sure

Update from the Bitty Space Program Although my scouting for a potential new launchpad is not as top secret as I would like, I am pretty sure
Dear people of the internets, On this very important day when my hero, crazy dude Elon Musk has launched his rocketship into space, I come with
Hey Capt. Timbits Fuzzy Bums, I think our house has a great launching site too. I need to jump up a little higher and these annoying
Dear earthlings, Many of you have asked about the status of the BittySpace Program after the unfortunate incident during test launch last week. I, Captain Crash,
Dear supporters of the Bitty Space Program, I, Commander Timbit, have some bad news. Today I tested the prototype of my rocket ship from the top of
Dis is the main crew and co-conspirators of the Bitty Space Crew, relaxing after a long day of technical planning: Lieutenant Commander Momo (Overall Mission