Crew,
Me Food Supervisor and me meowmy mush have losed it. Her tried got feed me in diz non kitty bowl. Me bowl sayz good kitty on the inside, Diz bowl melled funny. Me looked and it had gooshy foodz and chunkies and these weird things in it. I didz not approve diz foodz for our space mission. It was me Space Slave dog Kory's foodz, The weird fings was his heart medocinds. I'z made sure him got it. NO SPACE SLAVE DOG FOOD ON SPACE SHIP!!!.
Andrew
Ok, we make sure if any dogs come as our slave labour, they have different rocketship of supplies. Small one. With boring kibbles.
According to the super smart “Dear Kitten” ninja master, our meowmies feed us dehydrated niblets because we training to be astronauts, I like that dear kitten guy. He should apply, too!
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Commander Timbits,
Andrew herez my Space Slave dog is a good canodate for doggie workerz. Himz not no barker like Charlie. Mez will vote Charlie out of slave ship because him will upset my Space Slave dog as him good dog. Him does what me saidz. Him will do what Momo sayz too. I heared my meowmy say her tell Momo on mez when wez does sumpting and doggie stopz but me not much. Mez don't wantz meowmy to fink I'z fraid of Momo. Don'tz eell her because me iz fraid of Momo.
Andrew
Don't be afraid of Momo Andrew, she is kind of bossy (even though mama says we shouldn't use that word, because it's a feminist thing and bad). But she is also really good at snuggles, and comfort, and taking care of us when we scared or worried or hurt. She is like "little mama" and she is best snuggler. When I came back from hospital, Momo was one who comforted me, listened to all my woe, helped me baff off the bad smells and everything like that. She take good of all of us.