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Andrewmom
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Alex here. Me big bruder. Me not in program but me meowmy was in her and me see me bratty bruder tolded you all me going to the white coat place. Me going to take a ride in his Space Stroller and him not going. Me know how to push it and MY meowmy lets me push it around while I am at that place dey take us too. Me sing all the way there too. Me was born there 8 years ago. Me meowmy calls me her big boy because me tall but other say because me big in other way. Me going to get hair cut while me there and I will be able to chase that wiper snapper down when I get home. Me going to try and avoid any needles. Me was diabetic due to pancretitis but no more needles. Me meowmy knows when I need medicine so don't need needles no more. Well me go before brat comes back

Alex



   
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Hi Alex!

I Bean (well, my real name is Nelvana of the Northern Lights), but then meomy called me Nellie Bean Jelly Bean, and then just Bean.

I a princess.  I like pink.  You are very handsome.  Why you not space program like Andrew?

Bean



   
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Andrewmom
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Alex here. Me name is Hurricane Alex. Don't let my bruder know me tell  you him name is Hurricane Andrew. My real bruder's name was Hurricane Hugo. Him died of heart problem worst then this dumb dog's heart problem. Andrew came as a bratty kitten. Meowmy let me pick him. She brought 4 brats to see me and I got to pick.. Andrew almost died when him was a kitten. Me was a diabetic when you started the program and me had lots of problems. Me a very big boy. The people at that needle place said me diabetic was because of very bad pancreatitis but once pancreatitis cleared up me need no more insulin. You space program would have to be able to keep me insulin cold, but not no more. Me make Andrew eat special chunkies. I get fancy gusshy food and him get cheap gusshy. Me talk to meowmy can put me application in. Me make her as me her baby boy.Me let you know.

Alex



   
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Andrewmom
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Beanie

Alex here. Me made me meowmy go and put application in for me. Me telled her Beanie wanted to put one in. She before her go to bed her showed me picture of you and me looked close. Me think you cute. You sister is too. Meowmy says thats Momo. Her tell me him Larry and Him Timbit, But me liked looking at you and Momo. You two look smart. Larry and Timbit look like they get in trouble like Andrew. Meowmy said Space Program is because of Timbit. Me think it was you and Momo's ideal. Meowmy and Andrew coming me out.

Alex



   
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Hi Alex

We glad you joining Space Program.  Mama back to working on applications finally, so we get some done.  

Momo is very smart.  She is smartest of us all, but she didn't invent space program.  At first she thought Timmy crazy.  Ok he is.  Then she thought maybe he would build a rocket and shoot himself far away.  That might be ok.  But after awhile we all got invested.  Momo is in charge though.  She smart and organized and keeps Timmy from being a 'total whackjob'.  I dunno what whackjob is.  Mama says it all the time.  I think it means Timmy pain in my wee bum.

I not as smart as Momo, but I very cute!  I pretty small and bitsy, and so I baby of family.  I have long soft furs though, and sometimes people say I look chubby!  I less than 10 pounds, I not chubby.  I just a bit stockier than Timmy.  He skinny ass.  Mama says it cuz he never stops moving.  He got KDHD.

Hi!  Bye!  We glad you joining. 

Bean



   
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Andrewmom
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Beanie,

I very bigger then you. Me is more then two you. Me meowmy say Larry is closested to me in weighted. Me is in dah 20 pound area. Me dont dos as much as Andrew. Oh did him tell yous him nickname  dat person in the white coat gived him. It is The Rat. Him chews holes in chunkie bags if meowmy dont do her job. Me do sit wif me meowmy and watch pj party. Me hear you all get cookies. Me no cookies. Me gets fancy feast fishy treats. Me white coat person say me no cookies to keep me from insulin. Me no gravy gooshy foodz too. Me has me meowmy rapped around me paw and makes her pay lots for me foodz. Andrew gets cheap stuff. Me meowmy felt sorry for him. Her buyz him Fancy Feast Duos cookies. So me sees you. Me sorry me getz close to screen when Momo on screen. Youz hard to see as you underbed lotz. Me sees you all on your play area. Me no go outside at all. Me no likes it. Andrew will go out wif that dumb Space Slave dog. Me watch for pj party.

Alex



   
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We got cookie rationed.  I sad about that.  But is my fault because we went to see the lady with the big pokies, and then she took some tests and one of them said that I have high glahbyoulinns.  Not super baddy, but they wants me to take antibiotic in case I have bad germies in my tummy or if I have IBD.  So fewer cookies for Beans, and mama and meowmy are being fair to say everyone gets rationed.  Larry not happy.

Bean



   
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Me only gez 4-5 once day. Me usea getz more. Me meowmy say me no fitz in pace suit cause me getz biggers, Yalex bacs on belly white dings. Him had yaccident on floor. Me meowmy say him pacreus upset. Me meowmy say him must get into me foodz. Tonight her seez him eatz me yeft over. Him be better in couple days. Him go to that place Caturday. Him may go in Space Stroller. Me may go to keeps him supporteded. Plus Space Stroller MINE. Yalex get wabies shot and Space Slave dog bested friend will gived him a yidle haricut.

Hopes you better soon Beans. Yep meowmy steal the post.

Andrew, Alex and Meowmy



   
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Icepaw
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Be better soon Bean.

We get cookies only 1 time / week. We want more but meowmies says that 1 meatstick /cat is what we get because if get more cookies ours tummy become look like football.

That is´t right at all! What we must to do? We want more cookies!

Vili and Pinja



   
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One time PER WEEK!!!!!!!!!!!

I think your meowmy must be ill, there is no other explanation.  Guys, we need to make a plan!

Beanie

PS - I think I make a very fetching football!



   
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Andrewmom
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NOOOOOOOO!!! You needs potest. Me meowmy gibs me dah Fancy Feast dat looks long but only little a day Me meowmy torse it in the big box in dah kitchen. It is cold after second day but me yiks it. Dat Andrew don't gets none. Just me. Maybe you meowmy cans do dat. Den kitty kingdom no mad at her no more

Alex



   
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Yeah, but Alex, Vili and Pinja's meowmy is worried they get chubby from too much cookies.  I think maybe you and me are probably case in point of why eating too many cookies and yummies can make you 'plus-sized model'.

Larry



   
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Icepaw
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I did it! I give to last night before bedtime to meomy and mon my very best " I´m very very good boy" - look and we get meatsticks. We are happy now  and I try again today. 

😀 not becauce of you Larry or Alex. Because Lady Roosa was like a basketball with legs when she was little girl (too much dry food 🙄 ).

Beanie you are prinsess 🤗 

Lady Roosa:

Vili


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Andrewmom
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Icepaw

Alex here. Me meowmy say me big boy. Me meowmy say I am 24. Me don't know if me age or me waist size or me weight. Me lost lots weight den meowmy went on trip. Andrew, Kory and me had staycation and person over feeded us. We gained lots of weight. Me meowmy tooked me cookies away before Christmas yast year. Me got sick wif diabeticy and pacretitisis. Me no more on insolin but me meowmy keeps me on same foods and treats. Me bruders gets cookies. Me meowmy say me cost more to feed den me bruder the dumb doggie. Me getz fancy foods. Me getz Fancy Feast stuff only and me getz our drys food from me meowmys work. Her work and the place where those people wif the white coats and pokey things are. Me treat is only 1 little piece of a fishy so me know what you get. Me meowmy has given me someding like that too. But only small piece a day. That Andrew and Kory gets more cookies then me. Me wont share me treats.

Alex



   
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Icepaw
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Hi Alex! Roosa here.

When I was little girl I eat too much dry food and weight 7 kg (15 lb) but now years later I weight 5 kg ( 11 lb). I get dry food from v-e-t.

We get only 2 cup´s a day indoor cat dry food so I don´t look like a ball anymore. We get 1 meatstick  / cat / week because of me. A boy ( Vili ) try talk to meomy and mam about more cookies /week.



   
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