Yes Andrew humans can grow grass in house.
I try grow grass but always grass was outside from the bowl where it should have been and mold was outside the bowl too... because cats!
Meowmy
Me no grass grow yet. Mom no good. Me no wanted wait so me checked it me self. Me mom putted some ticky ding dat me no getted off. Mom youked and say no yet. Me madded at mom. Her say her getted me tum if her go to me store.
Andrew
Me no eat grass. Me eat yummy snack where is malt. It help a lot, me no puke furballs. Dog eat grass or cat hair and then puke to floor. Meowmy and mama not happy about that.
Vili
Mom no niced me. Her putted Kory yeash on me so me no outside grass. Her say no inside grass yet eder. Me telling you MOM!!!!! Me gunna be madded. Me maybe no Mom gived me greenie cookie. Me no madded right now maybe yader.
Andrew
I can get him where I want with those greenie treats. He has been yelling at me with his outside voice since I made him come in. I patted him on his bumm when he finally came in and then he got mad. He is napping now. Guess he got up on the wrong side of the bed.
Mom
Andrew... mom give more greenies if you good boy.
Mama was mean to us yesterday before night time... She say "no yummy snack today". Me no like mama and Old girl Nöpö don´t like mama. Mama were so mean to us. Me were so good boy hole day and no yummy snack, not nice mama!
Vili
Me mom no nice me. Her telled me no greenie tonight cause me fighted wif Mattfew. But him maked me mad. Mom prayed me and me getted wet. Me mad at me mom. Me gunna be mad at her for eber. Well maybe no dat yong. Her feeded me so me be mad at her till upper time.
Andrew
I know you don´t be long mad to mom. You are good boy Andrew.
Meowmy
Me is little mad to mama, she don´t ask from me do me want to go to V E T or not. She put me in to box and take me to V E T to check up me pee pee thing. Doctor say to me and mama that me is good boy and that mean pee pee thing is gone. But still me must eat special food and drink lot of water. Dog get stick to bum. Me don´t get nothing to me bum. Me come home and sister hiss to me and smack me. Me try to say to sis me brother but sis say Nope! and smack me again.
Vili
Me keepin quiet. Me gotted to go to VET mom telled me da oder day. Her telled me gotted to getted rabees shotted. Her was going taked me today but Kory go and me gotted out of dat one. Me hopped mom forgetted me gotted go. No telled mom ok. Mom say dey going to gived me in me bum. NO FAIR!!!!
Andrew
Ok Andrew, no to tell mom 🙂.
Vili and Pinja go next year to V E T get shots. Every 3 years. Old girls need teeth check this year and Viivi too. Nöpö have that thing in her teeth that make them lost. She have only half left.
Meowmy
Mom going me no go tomorrow in space stroller. Her going to take me Kory. Me get another day no VET, Mom not going to go back afer pushing Kory in space stroller up hill. Me no yiks Kory sick but me knows me no VET till Kory no VET. Me going to tell me keep going. Me funny hehehe
Andrew