Hey eberybodee Me dink me mad. Yast night me meowmy was on her mutter ding. She say to me Andrew you got 8 1/2 months to go???? Me compuse. Me looked at her wif a funny face. Me meowmy say her going on one of dem flying dings dat no birdie. Her say her going to see horsies but me no why her has to go on one of dem flying dings when her has friends wif horsies close to me house. Her say her going der and her pointed at her birdie tv where we watch da horsies. But me no understand da 8 1/2 month ding. Me meowmy justed telled me I gunna be home alone wif Matfew and Nate. OH NO!!!! Me no like Matfew. Him used him outside voice yast night when me comed to me meowmy bed. Me no say nufin but meowmy tolded him NO use you inside voice. Him no listen so him haded to go to him room. We wented to bed and me knocked me meowmy cup of water on her in her bed. You tell me I have 8 1/2 months well me gave you 2 hours. No me not drowned me meowmy just getted her for maked me tay home wif da brats. Her say Ashley gunna come feeded us but me no believe her. We see if me meowmy can handle me plans of getten her. Me funny!!!
Andrew don´t worry mom go but come back to you. Show to mom how good boy you are.
Meowmy
Me gunna wait till most time for me meowmy leave den me be nice to babies Hehehe
Andrew, sounds like you're following my First Rule of Dealing with Humans: "Always keep them guessing."