My new job on Bitty Space Crew today is entitled “Chief Human Distractor”. How I doing?
Equipment Procurement by Lieutenant Bean Bunny and Lieutenant Junior Grade Sweetums
A post from Crew Members Lieutenant Bean Bunny and Lieutenant Junior Grade Sweetums. Here we have toys for the Fuzzy Bums space program. We also have the
New Launchpad Scouting Report
Update from the Bitty Space Program Although my scouting for a potential new launchpad is not as top secret as I would like, I am pretty sure
Nobody Puts Elon in a BAG!
Dear people of the internets, On this very important day when my hero, crazy dude Elon Musk has launched his rocketship into space, I come with
Puck Scouts for New Launchpad
Hey Capt. Timbits Fuzzy Bums, I think our house has a great launching site too. I need to jump up a little higher and these annoying
Post-Crash Evaluation
Dear earthlings, Many of you have asked about the status of the BittySpace Program after the unfortunate incident during test launch last week. I, Captain Crash,