Dearest Commander Timbit,
I am thrilled to announce that after 18 months of being a feral cat, spending 3 years in a rescue centre and being with my hoomin for 11 months and 5 days, I have never felt better. Unfortunately, whilst in the rescue centre I contracted Tritrichomonas, a nasty bug which is hard to diagnose and harder to treat. Having had 8 months of a poorly tummy, and now completed 3 months of treatment, I am thrilled to announce that I am now off medication and tummy trouble free! I am therefore able to fully commit to my role of Chef without needing time off to visit the V-E-T every other week.
I enclose a photo of myself, with my shinier-than-ever coat, testing a potential new cake tin addition to the BSP kitchen.
To the moon!
(Congratulations Honey! We are very happy for you and glad you are feeling so much better – we know that will make space way more fun for you!)
P.S. Treacle, sous-chef, is hard at work.
Check out the bios of Honey and Treacle!