It’s me, Commander Timbit, and I have a whole big story to tell you guys. Mama says that I should start by saying two things

It’s me, Commander Timbit, and I have a whole big story to tell you guys. Mama says that I should start by saying two things
That is picture of me, having to get revived by mama after falling down dead in boredom because mama is taking FOR-EV-ER to figure out
Dear felines, people of the earth (humans we love), other animal type creatures and also aliens who might be listening. I rise before you today
Hi everybody! Dis me, Commander Timbit, with important news about Bitty Space Program. I was watching the television with mama when I learned that yesterday
Hay Mander Imbits, Andrew here. Me finded me bubbles on a day called Caturday. Me posteded on da forum all about it. Me sad cause
Commander Timbit, Since receiving my esteemed position as computer programmer in the illustrious Bitty space program, I’ve been hard at work. Unfortunately my Pawps hasn’t