Andrew's meowmy here. Yes Andrew is going to be evicted. Not the Space Slave dog Kory, brother Alex or myself. Just Andrew. I was just minding my business on facebook and in comes Andrew. He comes next to me and chews my headphones cord, have 4 extra pairs and glad only buy the 5.00 ones. Then he decides to chew on the remote control and keeps turning the channels. He even tried to rent a movie. Ugh. Then the phone rings. It was my cell phone. I look and he was rubbing on the phone. Ok this space program is getting to his head. I read the post to him and the emails. He sits here and listen to me. I didn't teach him how to use the cell phone. He just laid there so proud and looked at me like why you getting up. He is food supervisor not run meowmy crazy commander. I am going to send him eviction papers. Oh might as well not since Kory the Space Slave dog won't let him go anywhere.
Andrew phoned you house from you phone!
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Meowmies don't have landline any more so I can't try. Maybe you call me next time Andrew!
Bean
Beanie don't telling mama but ifin you gets her phony me bets meowmys numbers in it maybes you can try callings oders phoney. Me meowmy was mad. Meowmy say we have yand yind because it maked cable and yindernet cheaper. Grandpa callses me on yand yind phonesed. Me can get to dat phoney because on bottom shelf. Me meowmy says Andrew you gots a phoney call. Grandpa on him way I run to stairs and wait for him. When nice me get to go in Space Slave dogs pin. Me safed in it so you know worry.
Andrew
I no tell. I gonna try.
Sometimes I talk to my gramma on Skype thing. She lives very far away in the land where Momos ancestors come from, so I see her one time every year, but she stays for six whole weeks. We all loves her.
My other gramma lives far too (not as far), but she no like us much. She not 'animal person' mama say. She claps her hands at us cuz she thinks that fun way to play. We don't like that. We only met her one time. She stays with our aunt when she comes to visit.
I learn to use phone.
Bean
Beanie
Me fur meowmy lives me no where no any more. Hers usea call but no more, Me meowmy say dis caturday me won't be going outside. Me don't yik rain and me meowmy say going to rain sheet and sno white tuff. Me has white on me and more den you. But me non fur grandpaw calls me meowmy puts him on peeker phone me no do skype. Me and my meowmy don't know no skypey peoples. Meowmy say me wouldnt sit still yong nuf for skypeying. Me forget grandpaw on phone and run to me spot wait for him. Meowmy say he takes a yong time to get here. He say 15 minutes. Him drive red car and me know when him gets here. Alex no like seeing him Kory yiks seeing him and me tell Kory when him here. Him does what Charlie does when grandpaw gets here. Meowmy say her not friends wif grandpaw this caturday because Michigan plays wif Michigan State. Me no understand how the State me libs in can play each uder and make Meowmy and grandpaw not nice. Me meowmy yik Michigan and me grandpaw yiks Michigan State. All me knows is me yibs in Michigan. Meowmy say by end of game Canada will be here. Me lost now. Me wonder if Fuzzy Bums coming to me house. Meowmy says no Canadian front coming not Canada. Aint FuzzyBums Canadian Front? Me going to bed and me rested me brain to figjer dis all out.