Me meowmy say her gunna posted pictues me no hairs. Me meowmy say you no yaf at me. Me cryings cause me meowmy meany. Larry diks him mama mean him no meet me meowmy.
Alex
K here is the pictures every one asked for. I can't cut no more because he runs and hides when he sees me get those clippers.
Alex, I think you look beautifully handsome!!! You rocking new hairstyle that everyone will want! Love, Ella Bella.
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I know how you feel Alex.
Meowmy and mama was mean to me 4 years ago and I don´t never ever forgive to them. They cut my beautiful fur and a floof tail. I look like a chicken without feathers. My sister was mean to me too because she 😆 😝 and I smack her for that.
Lady Nöpö
Hey ebery boddy me fooled me meowmy. Me paided her back for cutting me hair. Me gotted sick wif me tummy isssueses and me had accidents not in the potty box. Me sorry for dat and no me meowmy justed cleaned it up. It her job in the kitty world. Me gotted her back wif that nasty medicine Dt Grant say me to take. Me did good boy till dis morning. Me lefted it in me bed. Me hide it in me cheeks. Went meowmy leabed me pitted it out and gotted me a drink. Her fined it tonight. Me tummy ok so far and me meowmy say Dr Grant wants to changed me food. Me not mushy food boy like dat bruder of mine. Me likes me chunkies and me have to have da kind dat me meowmy gets from her work. Me bruder was naughtyyyy but me let him telled to you. Me liked da new chuckies lots me putted a pile on da floor of old kind and be bruder so dumb him eated them. So me meowmy moved from cutting me hair to giving me nasty mouf stuff. Me will be no mad if me no more white medicine and no more cutting me hair.
Alex
Jack says he won't laugh at you. But he did think your post above was really funny.