Hey ebre body Alex here what left 0f me. Me meowmy is makened me mad. Me eben more no hair. Den Andrew attacked me. Maked me eben more maddeder. Ifin it was no white stuff me woulded leabe. Only fing sabe me ippers dieded. Me meowmy say me neded hair cut for Space crew pitchers me no care no more wanted pace crew. Me meowmy eben sent pitcher to Mama fuzzy bums. Me dink her yapf at me too. Me MAD!!
Alex
Oh, Alex, that sounds bad and sad. I'm so sorry for you.
- Finny
ps. mama says that we need to see a picture so we can properly understand the trauma you've been through. I'm a bit suspicious of her but please send picture.
Mama says she did that to Knucklehead when he lived with her. Do you look like this too? Mama said he got mad at her like you got mad at yours. But mama said his hair was hurting him. Does your mama think your hair was hurting? Maybe she think she helping?
I just worry you stay mad, you won’t get cookies.
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Knucklehead yest hair den me. Me meowmy say yippers dieded and dat me only haft dun, Me no in oben so me no cooked. Me still mad to dis day. Me meowmy getted dem yippers in her hand today and me hideded den her go watch that big box wif her tell Andrew her watch hockey. So me hope dey pay long time so me meowmy forggeted me hair. Me tell her show you her dided to me and you call KPS{kitty protective services} in me State so dey tell her NO MORE CUT ME. Maybe me find black and white fur to puts on den her won't tell me and Andrew part. Only problem me heavy kitty. Me madded gan. Me tell meowmy so you.
Alex
We likes the idea of sticking black and white hair on yourself so you go ncognito.
Cool!
We haves glue gun if you need. Mama won't let us use it. probably good because she burned herself on it last year really bad, so imagine us!