Hey eberybode. Me doed an inpection on me Space Slave dog Kory dry chunkies tonight. Me meowmy keeped it in a big bin. Her bames me cause her say me over instection on him bag. Me meowmy keeped a big bowl on counter so he can feeded him and no go to brats area to getted him chunkies every time her feeded him. So her was fillin da counter bowl and her tooked a coop of him chunkies. Me climbed in da bin and me tried da chunkies. Me meowmy pulled me out of da bin and her hadded da nerbe to telled me NO. Me no yisten her. Me was doin me job. Her dided yaff at me and me almost gotted stuck but it was good. Me meowmy say me liked it cause kitties liked Royal Canin foods. Me no getted no more cause me getted Hills now cause Kory yucky mouth tuff costed yots. But me didded me job. Her couldn't finded her phone so no pitchers. Man meowmy you post to recored me work.
Andrew
Sounds like excellent work, Andrew! My mama is supposed to be getting us these new food bowls but she keeps "running out of time." What's with mama's not doing the work they're supposed to do?!
- Finny
Nite me inpected da brats bag. Me no getted none. Me meowmy better getted dem more chuckies cause dem bag amosted empty. Iffin dey getted empty den me meowmy will putted me chunkies in dey bowl. Me will hava do naughty iffin her do. Me will hava beatted dem brats up. Me will. Me meowmy ordered us chunkies from her work cause eaper from der. Now me no me meowmy cheap. Her dropped a Kory chunkie at upper time. Me gotted it before Kory did. Me meowmy daut her dropped him yucky mouf tuff. Her dink me gunna eat dat he a dumb hooman and needed kittyscan. Kory getted 3 yucky mouf tuff in him food. He bited me meowmy if her tried put in him mouf. Me Kory mart der. Me frooded up in me meowmy hand when her gived me nasty in me mouf. Kory no hurted her when him do dat. Meowmy say him a Parrot mouf. Her say him eated and drinked just yik Parrot. Me dink her needed to learn him a bow wow no birdie. Her say dat bested way telled you him mouf not normal. Me say him no meow him bow wow so me say dat maked him mouf no same. Her say me mouf normal. Her say telled you meowmy to hold der handed up. Den maked dey hand in curved to finger to dey thumbs den when dey touched dey fingers on dey thumb telled dem to moved dem fingers so dey fingers cover dey thumb nail. Her say Kory used him topped teef to picked up him chunkies. Him bowls in air in him kennel so him can eated and drink. Me go in him kennel getted me a drink too eben if him sleepin in him kennel. Me boss see.
Andrew