Hey eberbode me meowmy say me no more kitty ja wanda. Her say it just kitty imp. Me liked dat drug. Me meowmy say it maked me meany. Me no care. Her sayed it why me beated up Natefin. Me no beated up him ormally. Him me yiks. Me no yiks Matfew. But Natefin gotted near me stashed. Me keeped telling me meowmy me needed more but me not getted it. Me hava figer dis out. Me dink no fair me no drugs caused him tried teal me drugs. Me hava tep back and may bee meowmy forgetted me beated up Natefin. Me be good boy and me telled her me wana some and her gibit me some. Me yet you no k?
Andrew
Hmmm, Andrew, make sure you get the good stuff! And look really cute when you talk to meowmy.
- Finny
Me meowmy talken bout her upper. Dat means her gunna go where dat good drugs is. Me will try to conbinse meowmy me was good wif dem brats for bunches days. Me needed drugs. Dey hava stay in dem room ifin me get me drugs. Me worken hard. Me gotta go her getten ready. Me yet you know yader ifin I gotted me drugs.
Andrew
Me hadded to sneak in here Guessed wat me gotted. Yep me gotted me drug. Me tolded me meowmy me needed it for me herpes. Me State has mediecalic Kitty ja wana law me telled me meowmy. It worked. Her gotted out and her gived me sum. Me tried yook cute. Her sayed no den me gived her sadded face. Her say me nasty eye runny. Me gived her really sadded yook. Den me getted me drug and da brats hadded stay in der room. Me meowmy taked a bag in der room . Me no not wat it is but me gotted me drug for dat pasket bowl. Hadded telled you. Me needed nap.
Andrew
Mama just bought us something called catnip balls. They sound fun! Mama says she bought enough to send to Tater and her friends at KitKat playroom, and to Club Smoosh. She watches those cams and TK. She says that Sarah at Club Smoosh has helped her a lot with grandma.
she also watches FDJ and says she has a crush on him. I don’t know what that means. How she crush him if he doesn’t live with us? Humans are weird. And she likes Sarah at cuddle room. And kitten academy. And April the giraffe.
and this Andrew, is why we need special drugs. Your mama should buy you catnip balls too! When we get I will tell you how they are!
love, Ella Bella.
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Me has Catnip mousie. Me gotted it from Alex :(. Me meowmy finded in him box. Me meowmy putted it by me box were Mattfew and Natfin no get it. Her telled me her seened dem and her byed one for her firsted kitty. Me neber knowed her. Meowmy say her libed her before Alex and him was 8. Meowmy say her name was Misty and her was 19 when her go to dat Bridge place. Meowmy say her tooked hers wif her. Me no understand dat. Me meowmy say Alex no play wif the mousie. Me yiks throwin it down da stairs so me meowmy hasa fetch it for me. Me telled her if her see ball me want one. Me gets most me want. Me meowmy watched Mama Shelley, FDJ, and playroom. Her say her missed Tater. Me no understand. Her getted Tater eberyweek. Her say no not food but a kitty. Me neber understand dis hooman but me yet her dink me do.
Andrew
Tater is an awesome kitty! And her mama jen has an awesome laugh. Her kitties get all the best stuff. Something called churu. Mama got us them. They are so yummy.
Your meowmy should go to Club Smoosh. Sarah there is amazing and the chat is so calm. It help mama a lot. And Sarah sings! Mama says it’s just the club regulars now, cuz it isn’t kitten season in someplace called Massachusetts but you can hear Sarah sing.
mama is writing thank you cards to everyone today for the flowers and food and stuff they sent for grandma. I gotta go lay next to her so she doesn’t get the sads
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Mom say witing helped mama be happy gen, Her did it when her daddy dieded. Him use to do great itchies. Me telled her to checked dat site out. Her yiks kitten time. Me mom been to dat place her say. Her say big water by dat State wif big fishies in it. Me no nufing about fishies oder den kitty nip fishies and me can take dem. Me see ifin mom yets me see singing lady. Her yafs at me when me hear Mama Fuzzy Bums. Me sitted right at muter and no care ifin her no see it. Me watched Tater before too. Me yiks Tater better den Mattfue.
Andrew
Tater is a pretty girl and Matthew is a boy. Course you like tater better - girls rule!
youd probably like the churu. Tater eats her right out of the package. I don’t like that, make mama put it in a bowl. I am a princess.
I visited grandpa and he has a big bowl of water in his backyard. A big monster pulled me into once. But I escaped and that is why I am director of rescue in the space program! I am smart to figure out how to rescue all of your astronauts.
I don’t like the car, so I don’t think I would like a spaceship. I get sick in car. All my poop comes out and mama thinks it smells. If I didn’t have get in a car, I wouldn’t stinky poops. Humans are not so smart, are they?
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Me no go in car Me go in my Space Stroller. Me almost able to go in it gain. Me no yet Matfew and Natfin rided in it wif me. Just Kory Space Slave dog. Me mom no yet me do inpection on him new bag of chunkies. It me job. Me gunna hava tell Timmy her no yet me. Mom say me putted whole in yast bag so her no want me to do it gain. Me gunna neek and inpect it when me mom at work. Me mom has it on me teps. Food inpector is me job.
In car me singed no yucky but Alex usea pee pee in him car carrier. Matfew and Natfin uses Alex car carrier now. Me no yiks it
Andrew
You very brave. I am afraid if mama’s car. And mama’s Driving. She crazy.
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Here me in me Space Stroller wif me Space Slave dog doin yeg work
Catnip!
Me love catnip. Me roll on floor and catnip mousie get wet because me drool on it so much. Meowmy say that we get a yummy ball* maybe tomorrow. Me test it first and then tell you is it good or not. *It´s ball made from catnip
Vili
Me mom say her no find ball. Her say maybe ifin her order yitter her see ifin dey have da catnip also know as Kitty ja wana ball. Den me have it to me tellf. Me no share wif da brats only wif Kory and him no yiks it. Him picked up me nip mousie and him pitted out fast. Me mom yaft at him and called him crazy. Me mom ordered me one and me no yet her forgetted it.
Andrew