Me meowmy asked me to impect herz brown rapper fing. Iz no interesteded in itz. Her crazy houman. Iz likez me chunkies. Yep they from that bag Iz impected a monf ago. It good but that brown thing doez not pass me impection. My meowmy can eat that nasty. Oh me forgotted to tell you diz iz my buther Alex dish. My iz empy. Andrew
(Dear Andrew… We think you have every right to protest, first cuz your meowmy thinks you are a space cadet when you are a Food Supervisor. Of COURSE you knows it’s the wrong food. But also, your dish is empty!!!!!!!!!!! That is travesty! Timbit)
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